Job Titles

It's about that time again. Tax time. One of my favorite times of the year. Not because I get to look over how much money we made and how much we didn't save, but because every year I get to fill out that special line on the last page of our taxes that asks-Occupation. Does someone actually read what we write there? Am I going to get in trouble one of these years for writing Domestic Waitress, Pediatric Fashion Adviser, or Sanitization Specialist on my return? While I was contemplating what my title would be this year I figured I should make some predictions on what the kids could write on their taxes.

Marcus was so excited to see a sad little green patch of grass in our barren back yard that he decided to grab the gardening tools and take care of the new landscaping.

He could write, ground support supervisor on his taxes.

James loves to mash down on the keyboard in my office. He is so advanced too. Look, his fingers are practically on the A S D F keys!

He can call himself a technological administrator.

Did you happen to notice that he is playing that guitar behind his back? Gifted, I know.

Instrumental ambassador sounds about right.

I don't need to explain this one.

He is obviously destined to have Secret Service written as his occupation